Twisted Dictionary

We like to abbreviate a lot of words cause it makes typing instant messages easier and faster and also let's us talk in code without other people understanding.

"Doesn't a dictionary defeat the purpose of other people understanding," you might ask? Eh, whatever. I can't remember these half the time so I had to write them down. This page will update as we come up with new words or as I remember ones that I've forgotten.

<g> - Grin
<k> - Kiss
<s> - Smile
ASIB - Nope, still not ready for it.
BBB - Blah Blah Blah
BCB - Big Cock Brian. Because, you know, Brian M. has a big.... And yes, we've seen it. No, we didn't ask. He just likes to share.
BCC - Barking Car Chaser. A person (usually a woman) that is just not attractive
BFBs- Big Fake Boobs. It's more expensive than BT but looks better in the long run.
BM - Blow me
BRO - Be right over
BT - Bra Technology - The ability to turn an A student into a C student by strapping into a cleavage enhancing water bra or some such device. Guaranteed to lower a woman's IQ by 10 points instantly. Add blue contacts and blonde hair dye and complete the transformation into Lisa, the college bar slut.
CAL - Crack Addict Logic. The use of any argument necessary to justify your need for something. "I can have a Krakel bar at 8a.m. It's just Rice Krispies surrounded by chocolate making it a breakfast food."
CGS - Come get some
Crew - Any of the individuals that hang out together regularly. Also used to describe partners in crime.
DADDA - Digital to Analog Dildo Device Adapter. For those of you with hi-tech pleasure devices in the old-school analog world.
DILLIGAF - Does It Look Like I Give A Fuck?
DTA - Don't Trust Anyone. And I mean it, don't trust them, it'll bite you later.
EFIW&S - Equation For Imaginary Wealth and Success. When you have nothing else going for you in life, make something up so you'll feel better.
FAH - Fly Ass Hottie.
FGTWTFDYMYDDA? Finley's Guide to What the Fuck Do You Mean You Don't Do Anal?
FGTWTFDYMYDS? Finley's Guide to What The Fuck Do You Mean You Don't Swallow?
FIA - Future Inmates of America. I'm sure you've seen them. White kids running around with their pants falling off their asses as well as whatever else is Hip Hop this week. That kind of dress has it's place...but it isn't upscale white-boys with too much money and free time to hang out at the GAP.
FI - Fuck It
FU - Fuck You
GFI - Go for it
GFY - Good for you
GGS - Go get some
GSA - Get some action
GSP - Get some Pussy
GTFO - Get the Fuck Out
GTG - Get the Gun. An obscure reference to FALSE allegations against Ozzy Osbourne for trying to seed evil thoughts of suicide in his listeners minds. Used in advanced stages of agitation with people that are within hearing range that have made asinine statements or are just complete dumb-asses and should be terminated.
GTO - Get Them Out. Meaning a woman should get her tits out.
GVK- As in "He pulled a GVK." Meaning that someone has invested excessive amounts of money, time and man-hours in a frivolous, unplanned and doomed-to-failure venture. Usually because no forethought, understanding, or old-fashioned common sense was used in the implementation and no consultation was made with the people that could have provided the correct answers and plans for the venture beforehand.
HBYNHO - Hot Broads You've Never Heard Of. These are B movie actresses, secondary players on TV shows or random chicks that show up in music videos, commercials, print ads and other such places. They are the beautiful women that make men do foolish things and gawk on a daily basis. And, they deserve some props.
IDM! - It Doesn't Matter! When we don't want to do something, something is stupid and doesn't deserve our attention IDM! (Props to The Rock for this one)
ILU! - I Love You.
ITIT - It's True, It's True. An expression of agreement courtesy of our American Hero!
JA - Jackass
J-Ass - Czar Lord Professor J-Ass Rod Mac the Ass Knife Donkey -Tron Plus Shoe Esquire the Third Sr. PHD.OBGYN al-Tikriti v 2.0.4.69.1 build 40oz. Um, well, AKA Jared McAvoy. I don't think I can explain it. Move along. **/***/****/*****
JB - Jail bait
KES - Keep 'em Separated. Usually referring to women as they tend to ramble on when they get together.
KSMM&BF - Kevin Smith Movie Marathon & Beer Fest. Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing, Amy, Dogma, etc. Several hours of funny movies from the man known as Silent Bob, Kevin Smith. As a side note, as time goes on movies will be added to this marathon. Smith's Q&A college tour and movies by members of his crew are also fair game. For example, at the 2002 KSMM&BF we watched Drawing Flies...even though most of us just drank beer and ignored it.
LALA - Lick a llama's anus
LANT - Lazy-Ass No Talent. Describes a person that is either lazy or not talented. Can be used to describe someone that has advanced not because of what they know but who they blow. Also used to describe Fred Durst.
LM - Land Monster. Someone that is very overweight as in a :300LB Land Monster." Or some other arbitrary number for weight.
LOL - Laughing out loud
LTT - Less than that
MFT - Middle Finger Technology. When people are acting like assholes or things just aren't going your way, apply Middle Finger Technology. It'll make you feel better.
MILF - Mom I'd Like To Fuck. Come on, you saw American Pie, I know you did!
n! - Nice excited
N! - Really Nice! Another expression to agree with a statement or action.
n. - Nice calm
N. - Nice calm, but you care
NBD - No big deal
NSM! - Not So Much. If someone makes a FALSE statement use NSM to show your disagreement.
NWB! - Necklace Wearin' Bitch. A derogatory comment used to punk out an individual for having views that conflict with the person using the term. Or Fred Durst, 'cause he IS a NWB! By the way, we borrowed this from the song Nowhere to Run by Ozzy Osbourne, DMX, Ol' Dirty Bastard, The Crystal Method , and Fuzzball
P - Pussy
PEBKAC- Problem Exists Between Keyboard and Chair. Anytime an "end user" causes a problem with his or her PC and then blames the application, the computer hardware, network, server, MIS department or manager. But it's never their fault.
PDG - Pretty damn good
PTA - Put Them Away. Usually a follow-up to the GTO when some broad got them out when she really shouldn't have.
R! - Right! An expression used to agree with a statement or action carried out by a member of the crew. Really excited
r! - Right excited
r. - Right calm
R. - Right calm, but important
RFN - Real Fuckin' Nice
R-HIB - Red-Headed Irish Broad. Woman of Irish descent as noted by her red hair, green, or equally light colored eyes and pale, freckled complexion. Note: These women usually are not submissive and WILL in fact argue, retaliate, and hold a grudge against men. You wanted fiery red hair, you get the temper with it.
R-MOB - Russian Mail Order Bride. Any woman from Russia (or former Soviet Union country) that can be ordered by US Post or Internet. Will arrive in this country and marry you for the sole purpose of escaping her once Communist country. That, or for the never ending supply of Sky Vodka. Usually used to describe how desperate a member of the crew is, as in "I'm so horny, I should get an R-MOB to take care of me."
ROTFL - Rolling on the Floor Laughing
SAMN - Suck a monkey's nipple
SMD - Suck My Dick
STFU - Shut The Fuck Up
TTA - Tap That Ass
Whore's Shit - What a horse does after eating carrots. Also, when Macromedia Flash will not cooperate with the graphic artist sitting behind the keyboard (see PEBKAC).
WTF - What the Fuck!?
WZP - What's up? Taken from the WAAAZZZUP! in the Bud "True" commercials.
X! - Exactly! See N! and R! really excited
x! - Exactly excited
x. - Exactly calm
X. - Exactly calm, but you care
YID - Yeah I did
YII - Yeah it is
YIA - Yeah I am
YW - You wish
YWC - You're welcome
YYA - Yeah you are
YYD - Yeah you did

**J-Ass, at his 22nd birthday party on July 3, 2001, officially had the title of "Lord" added to the front of his name.

***J-Ass, at a party in York on Friday, June 28, 2002 (less than a week before his 23rd birthday), officially had the title of "Czar" added to the front of his name.

**** Documents turned up during the war in Iraq show that J-Ass has ties to the former president, Saddam. Because of this, the rightful clan name al-Tikriti has been bestowed upon J-Ass for his 24th birthday.

***** A new update of J-Ass is now available. Version "2.0.4.69.1 build 40oz" is now in wide release. Please download and install at your earliest convenience.

Note: R!, N!, X! can be used to show both positive AND negative agreement. They are interchangeable

Note: All opinions and definitions on this page are purely for entertainment purposes. Any resemblance to actual persons or places is coincidental. Accept in the case of Fred Durst cause he really is a LANT NWB and shouldn't be allowed out of Finley's trunk for any reason whatsoever..